Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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