garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Even my vagina gasped.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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