This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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