im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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