No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
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you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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