how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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