Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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