her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
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