thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
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I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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