let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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