And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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