He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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