I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
farters have to be the big spoon...
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
Randomize
