to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
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Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple