it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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