I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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