some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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