i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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