do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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