yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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