Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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