remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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