these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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