No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
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