I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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