All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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