Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
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