I want to stick my p in your. b.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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