hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
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Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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