k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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