idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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