I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
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We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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