I want to stick my p in your. b.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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