Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
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