so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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