I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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