Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
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Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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