Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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