I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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