The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
