I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
it was like eating out sand paper
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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