whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
His nipple licking is glorious
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