Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
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I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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