The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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