There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
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we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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