Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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