I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
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