rhymes with "ouble enetration"
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
ttyl tear gas
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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