Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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