i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
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