Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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