I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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