i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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