Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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