Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Randomize
