Don't you send me to vm
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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