But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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