Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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