butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
COCAINE IS GR8
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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